The Friday Joke Thread

gbrandwood · 03-21-2008, 05:23 PM

It's Friday and so I think that's a good time to share a decent joke. So, I've started a Friday Joke Thread to see if it catches on. The rules are simple, you post a joke - it has to be Friday when you post it, and the joke has to be good! Simple.

So, to start us all off, how about...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Sharkie · 03-21-2008, 06:49 PM

Okay, what do you call a blonde with a high IQ?

A golden retriever!

(Couldn't resist)

Jim

03-21-2008, 05:23 PM	#1
gbrandwood Advanced Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: North west England, UK. Posts: 3,043	The Friday Joke Thread It's Friday and so I think that's a good time to share a decent joke. So, I've started a Friday Joke Thread to see if it catches on. The rules are simple, you post a joke - it has to be Friday when you post it, and the joke has to be good! Simple. So, to start us all off, how about... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." __________________ Gareth Brandwood The comments posted are made by the fat figners of the individual and do not necessarily represent the views of the brain.

03-21-2008, 06:49 PM	#2
Sharkie Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Posts: 291	Okay, what do you call a blonde with a high IQ? A golden retriever! (Couldn't resist) Jim __________________ Stupidity is the only crime that carries its own punishment!

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