Juggling on a Segway

Jugglah · 06-09-2009, 01:52 AM

A bit of whimsy:

gbrandwood · 06-09-2009, 07:51 AM

Great video! Thanks for sharing. You looked in your element.

Jugglah · 06-10-2009, 01:11 AM

Thanks!

I'm really surprised at how blase the inhabitants of my town have become about me. Here's how it seems to work:

A guy navigating public sidewalks on a segway is very scary and intimidating.
Remove the handlebars, much less scary and intimidating.
Add several whirling objects, barely worth a second glance.

I'm thinking that if I ride through town at top speed while juggling razor sharp flaming machetes, nobody would notice me at all.

LOL!

Five-Flags · 06-10-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jugglah

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I'm thinking that if I ride through town at top speed while juggling razor sharp flaming machetes, nobody would notice me at all.

LOL!

I was going to suggest running chainsaws, so that you could blend in better with the other smog-producers...

segsurfer · 06-11-2009, 03:35 PM

That's really neat!!!
-segsurfer

Bob.Kerns · 07-05-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jugglah

I'm thinking that if I ride through town at top speed while juggling razor sharp flaming machetes, nobody would notice me at all.

LOL!

If you were naked as well, you'd be invisible!

Joushou · 07-05-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob.Kerns

If you were naked as well, you'd be invisible!

Really!? That'll be the first thing i try when i get my x2 then!

Bob.Kerns · 07-05-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Joushou

Really!? That'll be the first thing i try when i get my x2 then!

Better work on your juggling, then. It only works while you're juggling. Dropping a ball would be embarrassing. But dropping a flaming machete?

(Suddenly appears in a ring of fire, naked, dripping blood).

I suppose it makes more sense than some things guys your age do to meet girls!

Joushou · 07-05-2009, 05:15 PM

Well, the only thing i have seen my friends do so far to meet girls, was get themselves so drunk they could hardly remember their own name, fall around on the floor, and BAAAM!, they're in a (usually very short) relationship...

So far, i have done absolutely nothing :P (And therefore had an equal amount of luck in that area :/)... Maybe i should get out more often?

SegwayDan · 07-05-2009, 09:56 PM

Excellent video and script. Very entertaining! What a showman!

One more request of information on the hands-free, if you please:

Besides the visible differences, please describe in detail the differences in control with respect to turning stopping, etc.

06-09-2009, 01:52 AM	#1
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Joushou Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Charlottenlund, Denmark Posts: 749	Well, the only thing i have seen my friends do so far to meet girls, was get themselves so drunk they could hardly remember their own name, fall around on the floor, and BAAAM!, they're in a (usually very short) relationship... So far, i have done absolutely nothing :P (And therefore had an equal amount of luck in that area :/)... Maybe i should get out more often? __________________ The wise speak when they have something to say. Fools speak when they have to say something. *Reality has been scientifically proven impossible.*

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SegwayDan Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL, USA. Posts: 2,666	Excellent video and script. Very entertaining! What a showman! One more request of information on the hands-free, if you please: Besides the visible differences, please describe in detail the differences in control with respect to turning stopping, etc. __________________ "Never stop looking for what isn't there." --Monty Wildhorn Dan Swanson To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 727-403-2628

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Jugglah Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Surrounded by dweebs Posts: 59	Thanks! I'm really surprised at how blase the inhabitants of my town have become about me. Here's how it seems to work: A guy navigating public sidewalks on a segway is very scary and intimidating. Remove the handlebars, much less scary and intimidating. Add several whirling objects, barely worth a second glance. I'm thinking that if I ride through town at top speed while juggling razor sharp flaming machetes, nobody would notice me at all. LOL!

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