King Karl

[hellphish]

Originally Posted by GlaDOS

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

^^^^^^^^^^

[macgeek]

Originally Posted by hellphish

^^^^^^^^^^

[Cube128]

Originally Posted by GlaDOS

"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

I miss the cube

[hellphish]

Originally Posted by Cube128

I miss the cube

While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

I'm so glad this has become a p0rtal thread.

[william collins]

WHATS THIS ALL GOT TO DO WITH SEGWAYS ...OH i SEE IT'S OFF-TOPIC ...AND I JUST UPPED ONE...