Nonlethal Protection - Page 2

Timezkware Tim · 02-28-2007, 08:30 PM

Emoticons were invented to assist internet writers for a reason; it's easy to misinterpret people sometimes online. I'm glad we're all joking around, though. I just fininshed a temporary job working with some people with no sense of humor, and it was pretty dull.

I also have a great way to deal with dogs that makes me laugh. I can't say that it will work with an angry dog, but it stops most dogs in their tracks: a novelty squeeze horn.

Those of you who have squeeze horns know that it sounds just like a dog toy, and most dogs seem to have the same reaction, they freeze and just stare for about 3 seconds. That is usually enough time for me to have gladed well past them, lol.

Tim

citivolus · 02-28-2007, 09:20 PM

Dogs are easy, just squirt them in the face with a big ole can of cheese wiz! Heck, if I could get spray peanut butter, I could keep any dog busy long enough to escape on the black key.

Worm · 02-28-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by citivolus

Dogs are easy, just squirt them in the face with a big ole can of cheese wiz! Heck, if I could get spray peanut butter, I could keep any dog busy long enough to escape on the black key.

That is the most original and simplest thing I've ever heard of in dealing with a dog.

But, when you ride by him next time, isn't he going to come running after you for more cheese wiz? (I guess he'll have a smile on his face this time though)

hellphish · 03-01-2007, 01:08 AM

I'm sensing a Segway mod coming on.

Timezkware Tim · 03-01-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellphish

I'm sensing a Segway mod coming on.

If a mod comes on and tries anything, just squirt some cheeze whiz at them.

Tim

Sal · 03-01-2007, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timezkware Tim

If a mod comes on and tries anything, just squirt some cheeze whiz at them.

Tim

I don't wanna get a face full of cheez wiz.... but I think what hellphish meant was a Segway MODification.

-Sal

pam · 03-01-2007, 08:22 AM

Yeah, if I can fit a 32 oz cold drink into the side pockets of the handlbar bag on the 12, you all can fit a can of cheese whiz in

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Pam

hellphish · 03-01-2007, 10:57 AM

Yes, I meant a modification. But I guess cheez wiz would be pretty pimp.

KSagal · 03-01-2007, 01:10 PM

What is the range of Arisol cheese anyway? I am wondering if this technology can be combined with those air horns that have a plastic air tank that fits into the cup holder.

You load up the tank with some soft cheese, I like brie, then pump it up to about 100 pounds. A good blast may get dogs in the entire block!

IcanGlide · 03-01-2007, 01:29 PM

I'm for anything that will keep the dog off my arse, but giving him something that he will probably like doesn't seem to be the key. Perhaps if I hit him with the can.....

Or...maybe a Limburger cannon?

Frank

02-28-2007, 09:20 PM	#12
citivolus Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: , RI, . Posts: 562	Dogs are easy, just squirt them in the face with a big ole can of cheese wiz! Heck, if I could get spray peanut butter, I could keep any dog busy long enough to escape on the black key. __________________ -- swiftly flying

03-01-2007, 01:10 PM	#19
KSagal Glides a lot, talks more... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Pelham, NH, USA. Posts: 10,356	What is the range of Arisol cheese anyway? I am wondering if this technology can be combined with those air horns that have a plastic air tank that fits into the cup holder. You load up the tank with some soft cheese, I like brie, then pump it up to about 100 pounds. A good blast may get dogs in the entire block! __________________ Karl Ian Sagal To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Well done is better than well said." (Ben Franklin) Bene factum melior bene dictum Proud past President of SEG America and member of the First Premier Segway Enthusiasts Group and subsequent ones as well.

02-28-2007, 08:30 PM	#11
Timezkware Tim Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 941	Emoticons were invented to assist internet writers for a reason; it's easy to misinterpret people sometimes online. I'm glad we're all joking around, though. I just fininshed a temporary job working with some people with no sense of humor, and it was pretty dull. I also have a great way to deal with dogs that makes me laugh. I can't say that it will work with an angry dog, but it stops most dogs in their tracks: a novelty squeeze horn. Those of you who have squeeze horns know that it sounds just like a dog toy, and most dogs seem to have the same reaction, they freeze and just stare for about 3 seconds. That is usually enough time for me to have gladed well past them, lol. Tim

03-01-2007, 01:08 AM	#14
hellphish Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Silentville Posts: 1,122	I'm sensing a Segway mod coming on.

03-01-2007, 08:22 AM	#17
pam Last of the Early 30 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Yelm, WA Posts: 4,679	Yeah, if I can fit a 32 oz cold drink into the side pockets of the handlbar bag on the 12, you all can fit a can of cheese whiz in . Pam

03-01-2007, 10:57 AM	#18
hellphish Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Silentville Posts: 1,122	Yes, I meant a modification. But I guess cheez wiz would be pretty pimp.

03-01-2007, 01:29 PM	#20
IcanGlide Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ashford, Al Posts: 156	I'm for anything that will keep the dog off my arse, but giving him something that he will probably like doesn't seem to be the key. Perhaps if I hit him with the can..... Or...maybe a Limburger cannon? Frank

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