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Old 01-29-2008, 12:10 PM   #11
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We were gliding around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe we should switch to turtle-mode".

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screaching and diving around our x2's, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"

In our Givi side bags, we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the glide, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:25 PM   #12
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... Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screaching and diving around our x2's, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"
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Sounds like that polo video I watched....
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Old 01-29-2008, 12:34 PM   #13
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We were gliding around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe we should switch to turtle-mode".

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screaching and diving around our x2's, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"

In our Givi side bags, we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the glide, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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Old 01-29-2008, 04:35 PM   #14
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We were gliding around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe we should switch to turtle-mode".

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screaching and diving around our x2's, and a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus, what are these goddamn animals?!"

In our Givi side bags, we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the glide, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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