It be that time again when talkin' like a pirate while sailing on your Segway be required!
Batten down the hatches ya scurvy dog, else you will be gliding the plank.
Shiver me timbers! I spy one of those lilylivered landlubbers on a Q-Chariot. They be headed to Davy Jones Locker thar!
Yes, it's International Talk Like A Pirate (whilst gliding on your Segway) Day... again! Doesn't time fly.
