Football?

"Segway Cricket"???

Are you daft, man?

Do we really need another sport for Polo (the man) to grab onto and subtly turn every conversational thread into a topic for that sport???

Huh??

Segway Cricket. Sheesh. What next?

Segway Lawn Darts?

[KSagal]

Originally Posted by gbrandwood

Oh - that football! The kind without David Beckham, a spherical ball and meat and potato pies. I better leave now...

David Beckham... Isn't he that guy that used to be somebody who is married to that girl who used to be somebody back when she was with some other girls who used to do something before they broke up?

Originally Posted by KSagal

David Beckham... Isn't he that guy that used to be somebody who is married to that girl who used to be somebody back when she was with some other girls who used to do something before they broke up?

And then the girl who used to be somebody reunited with some other girls who used to be somebodies to tour the world to get other people to pay them money to recognize they used to be somebodies only to find the somebodies that pay money for such things didn't recognize the validity of the girls who used to be somebodies current somebodiness and cancelled that tour.

[KSagal]

Originally Posted by Eric Payne

And then the girl who used to be somebody reunited with some other girls who used to be somebodies to tour the world to get other people to pay them money to recognize they used to be somebodies only to find the somebodies that pay money for such things didn't recognize the validity of the girls who used to be somebodies current somebodiness and cancelled that tour.

Yea. That's the guy! Thanks.

[Five-Flags]

Originally Posted by macgeek

Segway cricket

Think of the names;

the wobbly googly's
the rolling Chinamen
the gliding wickets
The Bosey Boys

THINK of the possibilities!

Wobbly googlys wobble, but they don't fall down...

Sorry, I couldn't help myself....

[gbrandwood]

Originally Posted by KSagal

David Beckham... Isn't he that guy that used to be somebody who is married to that girl who used to be somebody back when she was with some other girls who used to do something before they broke up?

I think you're getting confused. David Beckham is married to Victoria Beckham, who used to be in the Spice Girls and has since been a recording artist, mother and model. Although I'm not sure on the order...

I believe David is over in the states trying to teach LA Galaxy how to play "footie".

Of course I know we're talking about the same people, but I'm fonder of them than you. He's our export and your import afterall! English football, I think, is missing him.

Originally Posted by gbrandwood

I think you're getting confused. David Beckham is married to Victoria Beckham, who used to be in the Spice Girls and has since been a recording artist, mother and model. Although I'm not sure on the order...

That's correct, and Victoria Beckham is the girl who used to be somebody who reunited with some other girls who used to be somebodies to tour the world to get other people to pay them money to recognize they used to be somebodies only to find the somebodies that pay money for such things didn't recognize the validity of the girls who used to be somebodies current somebodiness and cancelled that tour.

So we got it right.

[macgeek]

Cause everybody needs someone sometime
Everybody needs someone, can't you see
Everybody needs someone sometime

--Jewel

[Five-Flags]

Originally Posted by Eric Payne

That's correct, and Victoria Beckham is the girl who used to be somebody who reunited with some other girls who used to be somebodies to tour the world to get other people to pay them money to recognize they used to be somebodies only to find the somebodies that pay money for such things didn't recognize the validity of the girls who used to be somebodies current somebodiness and cancelled that tour.

So we got it right.

"Jus' cain't get no respect!!" Tah dum bump! (sting)

[gbrandwood]

I knew I was out of my depth in this thread!

Time for an exit, time for a cool sharp Harp...