Big dumb drunk jerk = time for a new handle bar - Page 2

Worm · 03-27-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BillPaxton

BTW Karl, I am in complete agreement that an offensive stance often circumvents confrontation, I am relutant to subject my wife to seeing me in that light. But man, would have LOVED to have had a stun gun with me...

You could have used your wet finger in his butt. He would never do it again.

KSagal · 03-27-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Worm

You could have used your wet finger in his butt. He would never do it again.

Thanks a lot, Worm! I am just checking out this forum, come across your post, and Burst out laughing! Way too loud. Anyone paying attention will have no difficulty knowing I am not working at this point. (I almost fell out of my chair!)

LOLOLOLOL

KSagal · 03-27-2007, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Worm

You could have used your wet finger in his butt. He would never do it again.

Bill never did indicate what kind of Bar it was... That plan may have unintended consequenses. You might make a friend...

hellphish · 03-27-2007, 01:18 PM

But Bill's got a foxy lady. Don't know what he'd be doing there...

BillPaxton · 03-27-2007, 06:02 PM

Allie blushed when I read the last one to her! thanks for the compliment (and I totally agree). Its just your average Irish public house tho worm, so I keep my fingers dry and to themselves, at least till I'm home!

citivolus · 03-27-2007, 09:21 PM

I gotta say that you would have to be especially careful with any kind of stun gun or pepper spray in a public house. Many states have special legislation regarding what you can or can't have/do while imbibing so be certain to check local ordinances before engaging in any shocking behavior.

BillPaxton · 03-27-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by citivolus

I gotta say that you would have to be especially careful with any kind of stun gun or pepper spray in a public house. Many states have special legislation regarding what you can or can't have/do while imbibing so be certain to check local ordinances before engaging in any shocking behavior.

just a joke, friend. I have a FL CWP and know the laws very well, but aside of that I would never involve a weapon where a good thump on the noggin would suffice.

SEGsby · 03-31-2007, 03:53 AM

The lack of respect of others & their personal property, or the inability to face being held accountable for their own actions, speak volumes about our people and our culture.

Trust me, I feel your pain. I've had people try to ride Herbie at stores while I'm shopping. The Alarm Mode on the i2 does seem to help prevent people from doing much with the machine when activated.

Probably the best plan of attack in that situation, is to just take his picture. Then go back to the pub later and post his image all over the bar with the appropriate caption of your choice, and the amount he owes you in repair costs. Make sure it's okay with the owner first, of course.

Then, you can use either mace or the stun gun on him (or both?) should he confront you about warning others he's an a-hole. Or, if he has a soul, might offer to pay you what it cost for repairs? Who knows, stranger things have happened...

SEGsby

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Originally Posted by BillPaxton

This Saturday at the pub some obnoxious drunk guy ran up to my glide and was about to stand on it (although I backed it to the corner on the opposite side of my table as suggested) and I yelled for him to stop - so he proceeded to "rev" the handle bars and attempt to jerk it right and left like a bicycle stearing wheel. By the time I got up and to him he had ripped my button off and "pilled" the rubber around the grips and now the handlebar is permanently loose but not quite wobbley. Tried to grab him and get him away from it and he ran around a table and started spouting that he just figured they were for "public use" then he bolted before I could get his info for repair costs.
Grrrrr.

Tarkus · 04-01-2007, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PeteInLongBeach

So, what's the best way to handle such an assault? Given some of the areas that I glide through, I do carry a small pepper sprayer (soon to be a bigger one), but would this have been appropriate in this instance?

I'm usually one of the most pacifist people you'll ever meet, but this kind of thing really hits home and prompts me to wonder what I'd do in the same scenario...

A blast from a 12 gauge in the back of the head, Bada Boom, and dump the body in the Meadowlands.

Be Big,
Alan

cruiter · 04-03-2007, 12:03 PM

I'd just call "Tony" and say you know who dissed his wife. Do it today and it may make the series start

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Originally Posted by Tarkus

A blast from a 12 gauge in the back of the head, Bada Boom, and dump the body in the Meadowlands.

Be Big,
Alan

03-27-2007, 06:02 PM	#15
BillPaxton Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jupiter, FL Posts: 581	Allie blushed when I read the last one to her! thanks for the compliment (and I totally agree). Its just your average Irish public house tho worm, so I keep my fingers dry and to themselves, at least till I'm home! __________________ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway

03-27-2007, 09:21 PM	#16
citivolus Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: , RI, . Posts: 562	I gotta say that you would have to be especially careful with any kind of stun gun or pepper spray in a public house. Many states have special legislation regarding what you can or can't have/do while imbibing so be certain to check local ordinances before engaging in any shocking behavior. __________________ -- swiftly flying

03-27-2007, 01:18 PM	#14
hellphish Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Silentville Posts: 1,122	But Bill's got a foxy lady. Don't know what he'd be doing there...

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