Some of mine:
-"Am I looking fat to you?" (although there have been periods I couldn't use that one...)
-"Would you walk the 10 mile round trip I'm making in the next hour?"
-"This is my transportation equipment. My exercise equipment is at home."
-"Because this is a lot quicker and more fun."
-(In response to "lazy" comments) "I'd rather be thought lazy than rude."
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